laughter

"Today" had a segment on laughter. It really is the best medicine. So in that light, I will tell you
one of my favorite jokes.
Jesus and Moses were watching the Master's golf tournament at Augusta. They thought they
would like to play golf. They went to Augusta to play. When they had to cross water to the
next green Moses asked "What club are you going to use." Jesus replied "Arnold Palmer always uses a 7 iron, so I am going to use a 7 iron." He hit the ball and it went into the water. Moses parted the water and retrived the ball. Then suggested that Jesus use a different club. Jesus again said
"Arnold Palmer uses a 7 iron, so I am going to use a 7 iron." He again hit the ball into the water.
Moses sighed, parted the water, retrived the ball and again suggested using a different club.
Jesus again said "Arnold Palmer uses a 7 iron, so I will use a 7 iron. Moses said "If you hit it
in the water again I will not go after it." Jesus hit the ball in the water once again. When Moses
stood by his word and did not part the water, Jesus walked out onto the water to retrive his ball.
About this time the next group of golfers came up behind them. Seeing Jesus walking on the
water one of them remarked. "Who does he think he is, Jesus Christ?" Moses replied "He is
Jesus Christ. He thinks he is Arnold Palmer.?
Ok everybody laugh. And have a good weekend.
Sue